“There are all kinds of courage,” said Dumbledore, smiling. “It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends.”
#Harry’s chest tatoo isn’t a Hungarian Horntail, it’s a portrait of Neville. #neville pisses felix felicis #if grindelwald and voldemort had fought the winner would be neville longbottom #neville uses nagini’s blood as soy sauce #neville’s parents weren’t tortured. bellatrix threatened to kill their son and they laughed themselves into insanity #muggles don’t know who lord voldemort was. they know about neville longbottom #if you’re looking for neville on the marauders map he’s labelled bamf#hogwarts no longer teaches defense against the dark arts they just hand out neville longbottom masks #ginny’s really thinking of neville during sex with harry. so is harry.
is this attack on titan
HOW ARE YOU 6 FOOT SEVEN????!?!
He was born and over a series of years grew taller like a plant or other human beings and eventually accumulated the height of 6ft 7”
yes, he grew taller like a plant, using sunlight and moisture in the ground
Dude, you’re 6’7”. Almost everyone is going to be shorter than you.
THIS IS THE BEST
Can we take a minute to appreciate that most of the humans are shitting their pants, because JESUS ITS AN ALIEN OR AT THE VERY LEAST A DUDE WITH A MAGIC HAMMER AND HE”S BACK FROM THE DEAD, and Coulson is all “Listen here skippy, you might be magic and outweigh me by 70lbs and have a magic hammer, but I’ve seen Nick Fury without his morning coffee, so don’t try that shit on me.” Completely fucking unfazed that he’s talking to a God.
Son of Coul indeed.
“Listen here skippy.”
THIS WAS UNEXPECTED AND UNNECESSARY
Train don’t give a fuck
CHOO CHOO MOTHER FUCKER SUCK MY DICK
~Dashing though the snow~
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY
ok let me explain; kerry was just too adorable during the mad king let’s play and i wanted an excuse to draw mama lindsay and papa michael…so why not kill two birds with one stone?
y’all act like public schools are the worst but i went to a private school for nine months and at one point the boys discovered if you spray your nipple with deodorant for fifteen seconds and flick it then it comes off so they all started doing it and my friend walked into the changing room and got hit in the eye by a flying nipple
LESS HORRIFIED SCREAMS
this is now my favorite photoset on tumblr
(( Oh my god stahp…. ))
A lot of the people on 4chan will act like unapologetic assholes, but at least they’re not self-righteous about it. And, if shown legitimate proof of something, (based on what I’ve seen) they’ll usually accept it, whereas Tumblr prefers to pass around bogus statistics, and cling to emotional pleas, rather than logic.
4chan often behaves like idiots, but they’re aware that they’re behaving like idiots. That’s the whole point. People go there to be anonymous assholes on purpose. Meanwhile, Tumblr is filled with bullies and rejects that think they’re doing the world a goddamn favor by acting like snide, entitled little shit mongers.
4chan will call you a “faggot” regardless of gender identity, which appears to be generally understood to the point where no one even gives a shit anymore.
Tumblr becomes irrationally outraged when you somehow don’t already magically know the “preferred pronouns” of someone you hadn’t even heard of before, even when these “pronouns” are complete crocks of shit like “bunself”, or “princesself”. They then become indignant if you don’t fall to your knees and cater to every last one of their demented little demands, and treat them like the extra special little snowflake that they think they are.
4chan fields obvious inflammatory comments with relative ease, simply by dismissing them as stupid, humoring them for a laugh, or ignoring them from the start. When vitriol does happen, at least it’s mostly reserved to two morons having a witless tennis match of words while everyone else goads them on for the sake of entertainment.
Tumblr takes every goddamn thing as though it’s deadly fucking serious, to the point where people are afraid to voice their opinions on their favorite cookies, lest it somehow “offends” someone.
4chan will bust your nuts until you can prove a claim you’ve made.
Tumblr will gladly make viral the “news” that the sky has suddenly turned neon green, and is raining Nickelodeon Gak - if there’s enough of an emotional, impassioned plea to do so. Especially if they claim their “child” or “younger sibling” saw (and was upset by) this “incident”.
If you like something, and express it, 4chan will tell you it’s terrible just to piss you off.
Do this on Tumblr, and someone will claim you’re “oppressing them” simply because they don’t happen to like it. Then, through emotional manipulation, they try to spread the mindset that you’re somehow “scum” just for enjoying something that they don’t.
While I wouldn’t recommend it as a place to go to “have fun”, 4chan has actually become more welcoming than tumblr at this point.
And that’s just fucking sad.